So as I watched my daughter throw out a whole bowl of cereal last night I started adding up in my head what those kids owe me a year. I don't mean for their basic necessities I mean for the unneeded crap. The unexpected expenses because they do dumb stuff or waste. I'm going to list out how much each of those kids owe me a year:
Wasted food: $100
Broken crap: $200
Shampoo used as bubble bath: $25
Written on, cut up, or otherwise ruined clothes in the name of fashion: $30
Toys they don't play with but pitched a fit for: $50
Crap we buy from the school so they can win $1 prize: $50
Crap of other peoples we have to replace because they broke it: $15
Crap we have to replace because they lost it: $25
Toilet paper that they use twice as much as they should: $10
Crushed makeup or nail polish used as paint: $15
Bike repair or replacement of stole bikes because the don't freaking put them away like we say: $25
Repainting of walls from crayon/marker that big kids leave out and little one see as opportunity knocking: $10
Maid service for cleaning their rooms at $20 a pop: $100
Grand total: $655 per child
I'M RETIRING!!!!!!!! As soon as their broke butts get jobs anyway.
LMAO - I just had to spend $165 to replace a window my oldest broke in a fit of temper...nevermind all the broken ass toys I threw out a week ago from middle & little's room. TWO garbage bags. Just sayin.
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