Monday, August 29, 2011

3 things you wish you didn't learn at a funeral

3. That your niece can expel gas as good as any man and clear the room. For those that braved the smell and pretended the room did not smell like a garbage truck, way to go you are stronger than most.

2. That when a pastor comes in plain clothes people will say some things they never would say in front of a pastor and when you tell them he's a pastor they blush and don't know whether to apologize or say Hail Mary's.

1. Oh, the best thing ever, finding out your mother and step father are 5th cousins!!! This is information that can be used for years of teasing and puts them at the center of inbreeding jokes for years to come!

1 comment:

  1. well, if you don't learn it at a funeral, the next logical place would be the family reunion.