In the past year I have "won" over ten billion dollars, at least
according to my spam mail. I have had long lost relatives
leave me money. Thanks uncle Ahmed I wish I'd known you
or even heard of you, or knew I had family in Africa. Bank
of Africa, Ouagadougou (yeah, Africa is always wanting to
give me money) says I can have millions if I only come
forward as next of kin. It's a pretty tragic story too. Aol is
another big one that wants to give me money. I am always
getting picked as their lucky number draw winner. The list
goes on and on. Everyday I grow richer and richer
according to my spam mail, so why can't I afford that trip to
Paris?
I know these are all scams, but a woman can dream can't
she. I can imagine a million things I could do with billions of
dollars. I could get a cleaning lady! I would buy an island in
the middle of nowhere, name it Stephopolis, and rule with
an iron fist (this from the person who can't get her kids to
clean their rooms). I would never cook again, have a
chauffeur, a private jet, I'd have everything!
What would you do if all your spam mail was true?
LOL Yeah, I think I've won or been left a ton of money according to my SPAM mail too. But if it were true, I think that right now I'd be using it to pay for a chiropractor and a massage!
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